The hell is wrong with you people??

I keep thinking I should give this site another try and see if I can meet anyone interesting through it, but I'm really afraid of the people who are finding me. Here's a couple of the messages I've received from total strangers on here: "Hi, Please sign me up as one of your kindred spirits of the universe." "friends in life and love. please join me in friendship and in the Omnilove pod where all is love…" Seriously people, I'm a hippy too but FUCK can we please atleast try to talk like people? Why can't you just write "hi, I'm Ted, you seem cool, wanna talk?" or something? I like talking like a bad movie or a creepy mystic sometimes too but that is NOT my idea of a first impression. Lets make small talk first, maybe then we'll consider getting into pods of love, whatever the fuck that means.